Alex Karp, CEO of Palantir, is starting a no-fap movement for Silicon Valley. During an appearance on the OpenAI-owned TBPN during Palantir’s own AIPCon 10 conference, the always very quotable (when he can get a sentence out) executive said that tokenmaxxers are the gooners of the AI space.
In one of his typical scattershot rants that can veer off in any direction, Karp described artificial intelligence as “real” but derided the “tokenmaxxing” movement that is burning through tokens just for the sake of doing so—a habit that was initially spurred on by executives who wanted to justify their investment in AI but have since scaled back on because it turns out that’s really expensive and doesn’t actually result in any productivity boosts.
When asked about how Palantir handles token consumption, Karp said, “We have a product…internally we call it the ‘demasturbatory, get off masturbation’ thing.” First, you gotta hand it to the guy, it’s a great name for a tool. Fits right in with Palantir’s other product names, like the “put all the data in one place to spy on people thing.” Second, that product is never described or addressed again in the interview. So, you’re on your own for addressing the jerk fest.
Karp went on to say that AI has created a class of workers who aren’t actually accomplishing anything other than, well, playing with themselves. “People are just sitting there all day like a porn addiction,” he said. “Enterprises are like—okay we believe this will create value but… it is literally like porn. People are full-on addicted.”
Palantir CEO Alex Karp says tokkenmaxxing is like a “porn addiction”:
“We have a product, eternally called something, but internally we call it the ‘demasturbatory get off masturbation’ thing.”
“People are just sitting there all day like a porn addiction.”
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This is neither here nor there, but every time Karp would go to the porn comparison (it came up more than once), the hosts would try to steer him into the AI part of the analogy (“Just one more dashboard”), and Karp would just refuse to not make it literal (“One more time, it can’t hurt that much. I know my doctor says I shouldn’t do it”). So like, yes, he is saying tokenmaxxing is like a porn addiction, but he also seems like he has a lot of thoughts about actual porn addiction.
Karp isn’t wrong in suggesting that tokenmaxxing is masturbatory. Companies like Meta and Amazon created internal scoreboards to track just how many tokens their workers were burning through—ostensibly because they were treating it as an analogue for measuring productivity, but really because they wanted to brag about just how much their companies collectively use this new technology. Most companies have since cut back on that after getting hit with the equivalent of a shockingly large OnlyFans bill.
But he’s also mounting a defense of his company’s usefulness in an era when people keep claiming that software as a service (SaaS) is a dying business model. If you can build all the tools you need internally with vibe-coded apps, why pay a company like Palantir hundreds of thousands, if not millions, of dollars every year for their AI wrapper?
Karp threw some cold water on those who believe LLMs are going to be the do-everything tool of the future. He called the ability of AI tools to generate code that is almost right “magical,” but also said that the technology can’t replace domain-specific knowledge. He also said that while the heads of frontier AI labs are “super charismatic” with investors, they’re “super not charismatic with enterprises and people,” and he encourages clients to try to use LLMs to do what Palantir does because afterwards they’re “clamoring” for his company’s services.
To that end, Karp called the AI model race a boon for Palantir because, “We could take any model, [Anthropic’s] model, OpenAI’s model. We can identify vulnerabilities at 100x. But then who patches them? How do you patch them [on-premises]? How do you patch them on prem so your specialized knowledge stays on prem?”
Let’s be real, even if Karp is onto something, he’s also selling through all of this. Everything he says doubles as an ad for his own company. He seems to understand that companies like Anthropic and OpenAI are competitors and also businesses his company depends on, at least in part. They also have a simpler sales pitch, even if it’s overblown. AI companies offer the “do everything” technology. Palantir offers a “now what is it that you do?” technology. That’s the tougher sell.
But he’s not wrong that those other companies are all jerking each other off. Maybe he just wants to be included.
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